Need professional program for advertising in internet

Anybody knows links to download effective software for advertising in internet?
It's really important to me. Please, help.

Thank you all

P.S. Also I need for ad programs that able recognize CAPTHA's, able mass posting, able sort sites by Google PageRank (PR) and others. Also, I'm interested in any scripts to work whith Google AdSense, Google AdWords.
P.P.S. Sorry for my post in "Les Pointes et Demi-Pointes" category.

Je comprends mal l'anglais,qui peut me le traduire.
Tout ça me parait louche surtout le psuedo.
Bizarre...